Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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No Drought.**

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.