What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.