Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell