Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.