Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.