Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Omg Jokes More Omg Jokes

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks