Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself