How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty