Take me to your lieder!"
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Coffee Mug
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Alien vs. Predator
You're drunk ET, go home!"
Alien vs Predator.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
They trod on his corn.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Alien versus Predator.
Gravi-tea !
A human chu
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Take me to your breeder !
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
With an astroknot.
Take me to your liter!
Hello. Hello.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A mars-upial
A MARSHian
Austalian
ayy lmao
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Something from another universe -ity !
We need a ROOF!
Whoever wins...we lose.
E.T. the extra testicle.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With Starbucks!
I'd like a Corona, please.
You better not try to start anything.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
At least Pluto exists
Because he didn't want toupee.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Crimea River.
Just Cause
He was caught rustling.
By referee-mail.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
The human race.
Because black people have no rights...
FINNISH HYMN!
