How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.