How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!