How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.