Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?