What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud