What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?