What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw