Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.