Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!