What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.