What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank