A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Because umbrellas can't walk
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
A skeleTON.
The cow didn't make it.
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
With a monkey wrench.
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Ostrich-sized.