How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.