What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.