What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.