What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

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M'laundry."

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.