What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.