What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses