What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.