How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.