By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Nothing.
ginger
A cripple.
2 gang members smashing a white boys face.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Catholic
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
An inconsistensea.
She thought she was a dromedary.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!