By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Because they can't count to
I said I'm an orphan.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Because one more would be too farty
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Just a little bit.
Grade 1.
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A pao-erful change
