By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
A drunk Irishman.
A baked potato.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
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Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Brian drain !
