What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!