How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day