How did the king die?

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

He had a bad heir day