What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord