Using the lords name in vanity
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Because it was ripped.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Now, I tweet them
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.