Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first