How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.