How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.