How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!