Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.