Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!