Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!