What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.