How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"