What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.