How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.