What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Samoan Jokes More Samoan Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa