Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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When the ham is cured!

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Broadview*

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto