What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree