What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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Because they can't even.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto