What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!