What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing