What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...