What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.