What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.