The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
You wave hello!
A precinct.
A pig up truck
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
Swine flu!
