How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu