How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.