What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu