What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".