How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.