Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill