What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.