What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.