Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.