What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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They quack up

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Bus Lightyear...

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none, just upgrade to windows

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Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Once upon a slime . . ."

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