What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.