Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.