Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.