Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!