Because he was outstanding in his field
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This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"
I can't find the twine.
Because he was stuffed!
Ten minutes.
He's outstanding in his field
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
All he had was a straw-man argument."
He was *out standing* in his field.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
A corn on the cob
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
a Cankersaurus!
An udder failure !
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
When somebody asks for a raise
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Atrophy
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
His mother told him to hit the hay.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Because cows can't get a square meal.
Christian Bale.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because he was the Solaire!