When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .