How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.