What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.