What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.