How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!