What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!