What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.